Don't mess with Seniors....

[Mugwump]

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.

[Frank The Plumber]

So this parachute club.............

[BallAquatics]

So this parachute club.............

Frank, I would assume it's in the Chicago area since Jon was telling the story in the first person.....   

Dennis

[Mugwump]

LOL...... ....I found the joke pretty funny, reminds me of my brother,,,

[Jdmcfast]

Lol... Pretty funny Jon

[Ron Sower]

Just got an email from a cousin I haven't chatted with for a while.  Dennis, I used your description to let him know how I am doing...!

[Mugwump]

Just got an email from a cousin I haven't chatted with for a while.  Dennis, I used your description to let him know how I am doing...!

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