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How does a lizzard find a lady friend?

Started by LizStreithorst, May 25, 2015, 11:17:43 AM

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LizStreithorst

By showing his money
Always move forward. Never look back.

BallAquatics

My but that brings back memories.  I used to have one of those.  I carried her everywhere with me in my shirt pocket.  When ever I would find a fly or better yet a spider, I pop out my little lizard and she would go to town.  LOL

Thanks Liz!

Dennis

PaulineMi

When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

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?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson