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One day two drinking buddies Jim and David were working on aircraft at the International airport in Great Falls, Montana. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored.

Jim spoke up, ?Man I really need a drink!?

In response David replied, ?You know I heard a rumor you could drink jet fuel and get drunk.?

?Really?? said Jim

?That?s what I heard man. Do you wanna try it?? Said David.

?Sure, hell I?ll try anything once!? Said Jim.

So with that they poured themselves a couple of glasses and began drinking the jet fuel. They sipped a little bit to find it actually tasted quiet good. So they drank more and more and sure enough they got stoned drunk.

The next morning Jim awoke feeling like a million bucks he jumped up went to the bathroom feeling great like he was floating on air. He hadn?t felt this good in years.

?Wow!!? Jim said. About that time his telephone rang.

?Hello?? Jim said.

?Hello Jim?? Came the reply. ?This is David man. How are you feeling this morning??

Jim said, ?Man I feel great, no hang over, not sick, man I feel like a million bucks. How about you??

David replied, ?Me too man, but I have one question for you.?

Jim said, ?Sure man what is it??

?Have you farted yet man?? asked David.

Jim said, ?Ummmmm No. Why??

David said, ?Man don?t. I?m in Phoenix!

[LizStreithorst]

I bet he could have lit it and sent himself flying jet speed up in the air.

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[wsantia1]

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