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Started by Mugwump, January 07, 2013, 02:08:10 PM

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Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump



Catholic Hair Dryer


                In Catholic schools students are taught that lying is a sin .

                Instructors are also advised that a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying.
    ​  ​
    This is a perfect example of this teaching:​  ​
    Getting a hairdryer through customs ...

                An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her,
                'Father, may I ask a favor of you?'
                'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
                'I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday.
                It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
                Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?             
                Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?'

                'I would love to help you my dear; but, I must warn you, I will not lie!'
                'With your honest face, Father, I'm sure no one will question you!'

                When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,
                'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
                'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare'

                The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked,
                'And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?'
                'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.'


Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Ron Sower

Quote from: Mugwump on June 16, 2018, 06:04:24 PM


Catholic Hair Dryer


                In Catholic schools students are taught that lying is a sin .

                Instructors are also advised that a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying.
    ​  ​
    This is a perfect example of this teaching:​  ​
    Getting a hairdryer through customs ...

                An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her,
                'Father, may I ask a favor of you?'
                'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
                'I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday.
                It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
                Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?             
                Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?'

                'I would love to help you my dear; but, I must warn you, I will not lie!'
                'With your honest face, Father, I'm sure no one will question you!'

                When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,
                'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
                'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare'

                The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked,
                'And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?'
                'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.'
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |^|
Happy Aquariuming,
Ron

Mugwump



Hennigsvaer, Norway
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson