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My cheeks are starting to hurt.....

Started by BallAquatics, December 04, 2012, 08:45:49 AM

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Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Frank The Plumber

I have 100 fish tanks, but two pairs of shoes. The latter is proof that I am still relatively sane. The question is...relative to what?

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Once, there was a new Wal-Mart greeter that was 5-10 minutes late every day. This went on for a while until one day his supervisor called him in the office. His boss started by saying " Listen, everyone likes you. The customers like you. I like you. You're doing a great job. but you're 5-10 minutes late everyday and we can't have that. I see on your application it says you're retired military. Were you 5-10 minutes late every day in the service?" The guy says "Yes, I was."  His boss asks " What did they say to you when you walked in late?" The guy says, "Well, they would say 'Good morning Admiral, would you like some coffee?'"


Frank The Plumber

I have 100 fish tanks, but two pairs of shoes. The latter is proof that I am still relatively sane. The question is...relative to what?