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Cub fans

Started by ilroost, April 29, 2014, 07:01:02 PM

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ilroost

April 29, 2014, 07:01:02 PM
this one is for you
Dear Abby
I have a problem.. I have 2 brothers,1 plays for the chicago cubs, the other was sentenced to die in the electric chair.
My mother died of insanity when i was 3 years old. My 2 sisters are prostitutes(one has aids). And my father sells drugs.
I recently met a a girl,i love this girl and want to marry her.
My problem is this: should i tell her about my brother who plays for the cubs?

Mugwump

#1
April 29, 2014, 08:47:59 PM
..bite me.... ;D
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

ilroost

#2
April 29, 2014, 08:54:30 PM
LOL!! I knew you would like this one Jon

Mugwump

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April 30, 2014, 06:09:36 AM
Quote from: ilroost on April 29, 2014, 08:54:30 PM
LOL!! I knew you would like this one Jon

;D
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Ron Sower

#4
May 01, 2014, 06:08:46 PM
I'm literally LOLing on this one and Linda's thinking I'm crazy!
Happy Aquariuming,
Ron

Mugwump

#5
May 01, 2014, 06:26:33 PM
Quote from: Ron Sower on May 01, 2014, 06:08:46 PM
I'm literally LOLing on this one and Linda's thinking I'm crazy!

.....geez Louise.... ;D
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Ron Sower

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May 02, 2014, 09:51:06 AM
 :) :) :) :) :)
Happy Aquariuming,
Ron
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