Mugwump's Fish World

A few things to think about...


The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.



My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.

I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.




My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.


I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters... do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?


The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.


Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!


If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!



The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today...  Pretty sure she's going to get me something.




On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me.

I had no idea I was Japanese.


I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, " Sag Harbor ."


I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.


What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?

The one I love best is the one about women saying, "nothing".  It's more than how fast we say it, it's how forcefully.  If we say it with strength I think that we're saying, "You are a moron.  If you were weren't a moron you would know what was wrong".  I have no clue why we are that way.

Those are good.... ;D

The break fast one was funny

Great ones!

Quote from: Mugwump on November 03, 2015, 06:02:57 PM
A few things to think about...
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters... do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?

I actually looked this up  :P http://adventuresasahootersgirl.blogspot.com/2012/10/attention-girls-wanting-to-apply-to.html

Gosh, B.  It was funny when all you had to do was pick up a bra and fill it out  huh

QuoteGosh, B.  It was funny when all you had to do was pick up a bra and fill it out  huh

Curiosity popped the brasserie.

Quote from: big b on November 05, 2015, 08:15:08 PM

Quote from: Mugwump on November 03, 2015, 06:02:57 PM
A few things to think about...
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters... do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?

I actually looked this up  :P http://adventuresasahootersgirl.blogspot.com/2012/10/attention-girls-wanting-to-apply-to.html