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Started by Mugwump, January 07, 2013, 02:08:10 PM

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big b

#3045
December 30, 2015, 03:10:23 PM Last Edit: December 30, 2015, 03:33:38 PM by big b
Quote from: Mugwump on December 29, 2015, 09:12:07 AM

A 9 year old girl is a big fan of the hobbit, so she asks for a Bilbo doll for christmas. She wakes up on christmas morning and opens the box. What lies inside? It's not what she asked for. So she asks her mom what it is. *Mommy, what is this?* She waves the dildo around in her hand. Mommy says* Oh my goodness, that's not for you!!* They continue opening presents. The mom opens her last gift, what lies inside? It's not what she asked for. So she asks her daughter *what is this?*. Her daughter says, *That's not for you!!*  The daughter takes her new Bilbo doll to her room to play with it. The mother takes her new gift to her room to "play" with it also.
Santa, don't mix up the gifts!

LizStreithorst

#3046
December 30, 2015, 03:15:18 PM
Funny joke, B.
Always move forward. Never look back.

big b

#3047
December 30, 2015, 03:22:56 PM
Thanks Liz  ;D

Mugwump

#3048
December 30, 2015, 03:29:51 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#3049
December 30, 2015, 03:30:46 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

LizStreithorst

#3050
December 30, 2015, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 30, 2015, 03:29:51 PM


What on earth does he think he's accomplishing?
Always move forward. Never look back.

Mugwump

#3051
December 30, 2015, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: LizStreithorst on December 30, 2015, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 30, 2015, 03:29:51 PM


What on earth does he think he's accomplishing?

w!w  =;-)  w!w...........LOL who cares...LOLOLOLOL....
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#3052
December 30, 2015, 06:03:10 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#3053
January 01, 2016, 06:48:52 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#3054
January 01, 2016, 06:49:32 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#3055
January 01, 2016, 08:42:52 AM
 huh huh huh huh huh huh


Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Ron Sower

#3056
January 01, 2016, 10:13:08 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 30, 2015, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: LizStreithorst on December 30, 2015, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 30, 2015, 03:29:51 PM


What on earth does he think he's accomplishing?

w!w  =;-)  w!w...........LOL who cares...LOLOLOLOL....

He's an idiot. And like I've said before, "They're out there and still breeding!"
Happy Aquariuming,
Ron

Mugwump

#3057
January 01, 2016, 10:18:34 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#3058
January 01, 2016, 10:19:04 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#3059
January 01, 2016, 06:39:43 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson
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