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How long before it's us?

Started by BallAquatics, July 07, 2015, 02:18:34 PM

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LizStreithorst

Elizabeth Warren rocks!  I believe that she will choose to stay in the senate but she has what Clinton lacks.    She can connect with the people.  Hillary is a total wonk.  It't hard for people to connect with her because she is not inspiring,
Always move forward. Never look back.

Mugwump


Borowitz Report
Trump?s Bid to Become Born-Again Fails as Jesus Turns Down Friend Request
By Andy Borowitz , 11:21 A.M.



NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)?The billionaire Donald J. Trump?s bid to become a born-again Christian failed over the weekend after Jesus Christ turned down his friend request, campaign officials have acknowledged.

Jesus, who has not generally been active on Facebook, made a rare appearance on the social network on Monday to announce His decision to ignore the presumptive Republican nominee?s request for a personal relationship with Him.

In a brief post, Jesus offered the following explanation: ?Just everything.?

The turndown from Jesus Christ, the inspiration behind one of the world?s most prominent religions, caps what has been a tough month for the Trump campaign.

Privately, campaign staffers fretted that the candidate would pen a disparaging tweet about Jesus, which might alienate evangelical voters in key battleground states.

But, at a rally in Pennsylvania, Trump made no reference to Jesus, and instead touted endorsements he had received from Gary Busey, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Joe (the Plumber) Wurzelbacher.
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

BallAquatics


BallAquatics


BallAquatics


BallAquatics

Since neither party has supplied me with a suitable candidate, I've been looking at this fellow.....

https://youtu.be/L6in32I0l08


Dennis

Mugwump

I've seen his name popping up too....
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

BallAquatics

Almost had coffee coming out my nose when I got this result.....

Dennis

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

BallAquatics

.....

Dennis

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson


BillT

Quote from: ghonk on June 28, 2016, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: BallAquatics on June 28, 2016, 02:24:12 PM

Dennis

Keeping the gun nuts in check.

These guys would be responsible gun owners (or perhaps just carriers).

BillT

Quote from: BallAquatics on June 28, 2016, 02:58:25 PM
Almost had coffee coming out my nose when I got this result.....

Dennis

Its a policies vs. personalities issue.

Mugwump


               EU referendum local results 2016 vs. Mad cow disease outbreak areas 1992
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson