How long before it's us?

[LizStreithorst]

Thanks, JR.  I know that it will be hard for me but I'd like to try.  I'll have to get well fortified with beer before I take on the challenge.

[ghonk]

http://www.newser.com/story/226994/heartbreaking-image-of-girl-standing-on-toilet-goes-viral.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=aol&utm_campaign=rss_curated

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Cash-Strapped Trump Campaign Auctions Chris Christie on eBay




NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)?In what some are calling a sign of its desperation to raise cash, the Presidential campaign of Donald J. Trump is auctioning off New Jersey Governor Chris Christie on the popular e-commerce site eBay, campaign officials have confirmed.

Christie, who is described on the site as being in lightly used but good condition, is believed to be the first sitting governor ever to be auctioned on the Internet.

According to the description of Christie on eBay, the governor can perform a full range of escort duties and has ?extensive experience in chauffeuring, door-opening, umbrella-holding, reflexive clapping, and soothing end-of-the-day foot massages.?

Speaking at Trump Tower, in Manhattan, the presumptive Republican nominee said that he was still considering financing his general-election campaign himself, but he added, ?First I wanted to see what I could get for Chris.?

When asked about his latest service to the Trump campaign, Christie told a reporter, ?Get away from me. Just get away or I?ll hurt you.?

[ghonk]

 No bids,so they had to relist him.

[ghonk]

 I see that the GOP NRA whores are never going to get it right,time to get rid of  ALL of  those POS. 

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[BallAquatics]

I see that the GOP NRA whores are never going to get it right,time to get rid of  ALL of  those POS.

Agreed.  When I heard this on NPR this morning it reminded me of the political BS that goes on in 3rd World Countries.....

Dennis

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British Lose Right to Claim That Americans Are Dumber
By Andy Borowitz , 10:37 A.M.



LONDON (The Borowitz Report)?Across the United Kingdom on Friday, Britons mourned their long-cherished right to claim that Americans were significantly dumber than they are.

Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans? has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker.

But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the ?most enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.?

?When our countrymen cast their votes yesterday, they didn?t realize they were destroying the most precious leisure activity this nation has ever known,? he said. ?Wankers.?

In the face of this startling display of national idiocy, Dorrinson still mustered some of the resilience for which the British people are known. ?This is a dark day,? he said. ?But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.?

[LizStreithorst]

I don't believe that we will become even dumber that the Brits come November.  I will be happy to concede the prize for dumbest to them.

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[ghonk]

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-baffles-bizarre-appearance-scotland

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[ghonk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI

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