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Modern Mechanix

Started by Mugwump, March 12, 2015, 07:25:12 PM

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Mugwump

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/     for more   ;D

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

LizStreithorst

Yeah, I want men, too but I don't want them for their tea and coffee routes.  Selfish woman that I am I want them for their ability to do stuff and their teaching ability and their muscle power. 

My second favorite was the lawn mower.  It must have been a bust.  Sounded good, though...Those old push mowers with the blades that go around cost a fortune these days.  They sure did leave a pretty cut when the blades were good and sharp. 
Always move forward. Never look back.

LizStreithorst

lol, Old Faithful strikes again.  I didn't even see that you'd posted the two bytes thing ::)  I clicked on the blog and the first thing saw was "I Want Men". 
Always move forward. Never look back.

Mugwump

Quote from: LizStreithorst on March 12, 2015, 08:25:08 PM
lol, Old Faithful strikes again.  I didn't even see that you'd posted the two bytes thing ::)  I clicked on the blog and the first thing saw was "I Want Men".

LOL..................... ;D
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

PaulineMi

The ad states "....explicit manual included..."   Sure ain't that way these days.  :o
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

Mugwump

Quote from: PaulineMi on March 13, 2015, 05:39:53 AM
The ad states "....explicit manual included..."   Sure ain't that way these days.  :o

,,no we don't get much now days....just a lot of mumbo jumbo in at least (4) languages, folded over so it's hard to find the 'English' one....
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

PaulineMi

However......the microprocessors have gotten much smaller.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :o
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

Mugwump

Quote from: PaulineMi on March 13, 2015, 07:38:41 AM
However......the microprocessors have gotten much smaller.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :o

yep, and that's a good thing....LOL....
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson