For Ron, etal....

[Mugwump]

?        How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it. 

?        Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer! u

?        A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.

?        I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

?        Haunted French pancakes give me the cr?pes.

?        England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

?        I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

?        They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

?        I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

?        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

?        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

?        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

?        This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

?        When chemists die, they barium.

?        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.

?        I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

?        Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.

?        I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.

?        Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

?        When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

?        Broken pencils are pointless.

?        What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

?       I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

?       All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.  The police have nothing to go on.

?       I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

?        Velcro - what a rip off!

?         Don?t worry about old age; it doesn?t last.

[BillT]

Like 'em.

[Mugwump]

O n l i n e R o r s c h a c h T e s t........(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

http://www.theinkblot.com/

[LizStreithorst]

It says I need therapy in a big way.

[Mugwump]

It says I need therapy in a big way.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL...... ...I keep telling it to recalibrate my score...

[Ron Sower]

These are terribly funny and caused me great humor. Thanks Mugs!

?        How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it. 

?        Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer! u

?        A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.

?        I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

?        Haunted French pancakes give me the cr?pes.

?        England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

?        I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

?        They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

?        I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

?        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

?        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

?        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

?        This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

?        When chemists die, they barium.

?        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.

?        I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

?        Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.

?        I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.

?        Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

?        When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

?        Broken pencils are pointless.

?        What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

?       I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

?       All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.  The police have nothing to go on.

?       I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

?        Velcro - what a rip off!

?         Don?t worry about old age; it doesn?t last.