My sense of humor

[LizStreithorst]

It's strange but it hasn't gotten me into trouble so for.  I walk into the gas station near home to feed Charlotte.  Another guy was paying in front of me and his black buddy was with him.  While the white guy was paying the black guy, looking at the display sees goat milk soap.  He says in a big high voice, "Goat milk soap?  What's that supposed to make you do?"  I couldn't help myself.  I let out the the sound you make when you get the joke but don't want to let on.  I think it's called a guffaw.  The black guy didn't let up, but I wouldn't tell him inside the store. 

Go figure...when I went out to pump my gas they were right next to me.  Wouldn't you know the black guy asked me in front of his friends.  I didn't want to say.  Then he came at  a polite distance and said, Whisper it in my ear".  By then we were a comedy team so I gave my answer so the other guys heard it. 

Alas, my answer was not what he expected.  I bred show goats for almost 20 years.  The males have such disgusting habits.  If you look at the size of their testicles you can understand why they can't help it.  Of course they are not selective in choosing females and will breed anything every 10 minutes,  they piss of their faces, and do the really disgusting thing that I told the gentlemen at the gas station. 

[Mugwump]

It's strange but it hasn't gotten me into trouble so for.  I walk into the gas station near home to feed Charlotte.  Another guy was paying in front of me and his black buddy was with him.  While the white guy was paying the black guy, looking at the display sees goat milk soap.  He says in a big high voice, "Goat milk soap?  What's that supposed to make you do?"  I couldn't help myself.  I let out the the sound you make when you get the joke but don't want to let on.  I think it's called a guffaw.  The black guy didn't let up, but I wouldn't tell him inside the store. 

Go figure...when I went out to pump my gas they were right next to me.  Wouldn't you know the black guy asked me in front of his friends.  I didn't want to say.  Then he came at  a polite distance and said, Whisper it in my ear".  By then we were a comedy team so I gave my answer so the other guys heard it. 

Alas, my answer was not what he expected.  I bred show goats for almost 20 years.  The males have such disgusting habits.  If you look at the size of their testicles you can understand why they can't help it.  Of course they are not selective in choosing females and will breed anything every 10 minutes,  they piss of their faces, and do the really disgusting thing that I told the gentlemen at the gas station.

LOL...the funniest thought is thinking of him trying to retell the story.....LOLOLOLOLOLOL....priceless....