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She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway, and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you look after my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

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[LizStreithorst]

Ah, beef.  The universal cure of all that is not right with the world.  Una cervesa mas, porfavor.

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Ah, beef.  The universal cure of all that is not right with the world.  Una cervesa mas, porfavor.

..yep...'beef'.....

[LizStreithorst]

I have made the mistake may times when I wrote "beer" when I meant to write another similar word.  This is the first time I've written another word when I wanted to type "beer". 

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I have made the mistake may times when I wrote "beer" when I meant to write another similar word.  This is the first time I've written another word when I wanted to type "beer".

....it means you need a Porter House steak??

[LizStreithorst]

I'll switch from Budweiser to New Belgium Fat Tire.

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