random stuff

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21.  A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The   stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'   


 

22.  Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and   says , 'Dam!'   


23.  Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in   the craft.   Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again
that you can't   have your kayak and heat it too.   


 

24.  Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The   other says , 'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'   


 

25.  Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root - canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.   


 

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope
that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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[BillT]

The sun will "drain itself" whether or not we collect some (or all) of its photons!!!

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[wsantia1]

It will probably scare the hell out of the little ones too.

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It will probably scare the hell out of the little ones too.

LOL...ya think?......that's scary stuff...

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..why dogs have tails....


https://www.facebook.com/NowMag/videos/10153806740209035/

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[LizStreithorst]

Not to my taste.

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Not to my taste.

...ever ride a sleigh in the country snow?.......fantastic..