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Lion Tamer Wanted"
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>>> A circus owner runs an ad "Lion
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>>> Tamer Wanted" and two people showed up......
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>>> One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a
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>>> drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her
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>>> mid-twenties The circus owner tells them, I'm not going to sugar coat it.
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>>> This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two
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>>> had better be good or you're history."
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>>> Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun ......
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>>> Who wants to try out first?"
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>>> The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."
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>>> She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps
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>>> right into the cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
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>>> begins to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous
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>>> brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect
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>>> naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
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>>> crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
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>>> continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several
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>>> minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.
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>>> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor! He says
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>>> "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my
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>>> life!"
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>>> He then turns to the retired golfer and asks,
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>>> "Can you top that?" The old golfer replies,
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>>> "Possibly...but you've got to get that lion out of there
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>>> first."

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[LizStreithorst]

An emergency head scarf for times like these?

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An emergency head scarf for times like these?

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[BallAquatics]

The merging of intelligent design with evolution.....  the snake from the garden of eden eats a hog, and then transforms into a brachiosaurus   LOL

Dennis

[LizStreithorst]

I liked it too.  Very creative.

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[wsantia1]

Damn that's one big rabbit.

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Damn that's one big rabbit.

I know.....LOL....

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