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Started by Mugwump, January 07, 2013, 02:08:10 PM

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Mugwump

#2835
December 02, 2015, 07:25:46 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

BallAquatics

#2836
December 02, 2015, 07:25:59 AM
LOL  even on a 48" screen I can't read those.....

Dennis

Mugwump

#2837
December 02, 2015, 08:23:04 AM
What's a pirate say on his 81st birthday...

...to his Mexican friend?

Aye Matey, Juan!  w!w
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Ron Sower

#2838
December 02, 2015, 09:47:00 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 02, 2015, 08:23:04 AM
What's a pirate say on his 81st birthday...

...to his Mexican friend?

Aye Matey, Juan!  w!w

Okay...Someone ....it's time for a Lurch.  I just don't know how to put him up here...!!!   ;D
Happy Aquariuming,
Ron

BallAquatics

#2839
December 02, 2015, 02:34:38 PM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 01, 2015, 05:52:28 PM
What's a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!
Quote from: Mugwump on December 02, 2015, 08:23:04 AM
What's a pirate say on his 81st birthday...

...to his Mexican friend?

Aye Matey, Juan!  w!w

Don't panic folks.....  happens each year about this time...  Jon's had just a bit too much egg nog  LOL

Dennis

Mugwump

#2840
December 02, 2015, 06:50:25 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2841
December 02, 2015, 06:51:54 PM
While playing poker, what did the captain say to his first mate when he spilled rum all over the cards?


ARRrrgh matey, swab the deck!!!!
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2842
December 02, 2015, 06:55:30 PM
Asked by a reporter why the pirate wore an eye patch...he replied..

?I was out on the deck lookin? at the sea when a seagull flew overhead and its droppin?s fell clear into me eye.?

The reporter was confused. ?That?s why you wear a patch on your eye??

The Captain responded, ?Well, I?d only had me hook for a few days!?
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2843
December 02, 2015, 06:56:39 PM
Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says "you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out the front of your pants?"


Pirate says "yar! It's driving me nuts!"...nyuk nyuk nyuk...
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2844
December 02, 2015, 07:03:17 PM
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?


P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2845
December 02, 2015, 07:04:08 PM
Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?


Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!...................LOLOLOLOLOL...
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2846
December 02, 2015, 07:05:41 PM
What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?


AAAAArrrrrr ya free Saturday night?..... huh
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2847
December 03, 2015, 07:02:53 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2848
December 03, 2015, 11:03:15 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#2849
December 03, 2015, 11:03:57 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson
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