Sounds good to me...

[Mugwump]

MY NEXT LIFE

by George Carlin

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Then enjoy your retirement and collect all of your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 30-40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions - Central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[Barb]

Thanks Jon, I needed a good laugh this morning.  Bill liked it too!
Barb

[PaulineMi]

I remember that one and always thought George Carlin was right on the money with that idea. 

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