Mugwump's Fish World

....Jan's making biscuits.....MMMmmmm....they sure smell good cooking  |^| |eat| |^|

...so what's up gang?......how are ya going to start the week.. huh

"Tomorrow will be 1 minutes 49 seconds shorter"........I even noticed it was darker longer after I got up............ wfwf

M Y PRIVATE PART  DIED

An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.

Yes, Nurse Tracy, ' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little
forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'



The following day, Mr. Wallace was
walking down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out of his pajamas.



He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that.  Please put your
Private Part back inside your pajamas.'



'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr..
Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'



'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell
me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'



(You've gotta love this.)




'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

Quote from: Mugwump on July 23, 2018, 07:31:56 AM
"Tomorrow will be 1 minutes 49 seconds shorter"........I even noticed it was darker longer after I got up............ wfwf

I noticed that today also. Was not happy about it. ::)