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#5010
November 21, 2016, 05:35:54 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5011
November 21, 2016, 05:36:30 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5012
November 23, 2016, 05:49:07 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5013
November 25, 2016, 05:59:20 PM
1.  The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.   

 

2.  I thought I saw an eye - doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.   

 

3.  She was only a whisky - maker, but he loved her still.   

 

4.  A rubber - band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it   was a weapon of math disruption.   

 

5.  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.   
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

LizStreithorst

#5014
November 25, 2016, 06:34:32 PM
Those were great ones!  I liked the whiskey maker/loved her still best.
Always move forward. Never look back.

Mugwump

#5015
November 25, 2016, 06:37:48 PM
Quote from: LizStreithorst on November 25, 2016, 06:34:32 PM
Those were great ones!  I liked the whiskey maker/loved her still best.

...thanks...got a few more someplace...

6.  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for   littering.   


 

7.  A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.   


 

8.  Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.   


 

9.  A hole has been found in the nudist - camp wall.
The police   are   looking into it.   


 

10.  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.   

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5016
November 25, 2016, 06:56:28 PM
...could you handle this....???


Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5017
November 26, 2016, 09:13:22 AM
11.  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.   


 

12.  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to   the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'   


 

13.  I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.   


 

14.  A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the   Grass.'   


 

15.  The   midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium   at large.   
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5018
November 29, 2016, 07:25:08 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

wiggs

#5019
November 29, 2016, 07:45:14 AM
Humm ... This sounds about right! almost everyday. ;D
Jan

Mugwump

#5020
November 29, 2016, 08:02:56 AM
Quote from: wiggs on November 29, 2016, 07:45:14 AM
Humm ... This sounds about right! almost everyday. ;D

Yup..... |^|
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5021
November 29, 2016, 08:47:33 AM
SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Ron Sower

#5022
November 29, 2016, 10:36:00 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on November 29, 2016, 08:47:33 AM
SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks



Cute but it's gotta be photo-shopped...! 2c2
Happy Aquariuming,
Ron

Mugwump

#5023
November 29, 2016, 10:49:57 AM
Quote from: Ron Sower on November 29, 2016, 10:36:00 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on November 29, 2016, 08:47:33 AM
SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks



Cute but it's gotta be photo-shopped...! 2c2


LOL...ya think?.....
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Ron Sower

#5024
November 29, 2016, 10:52:20 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on November 29, 2016, 10:49:57 AM
Quote from: Ron Sower on November 29, 2016, 10:36:00 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on November 29, 2016, 08:47:33 AM
SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks



Cute but it's gotta be photo-shopped...! 2c2
Check out the rubber bands...!!! :D :D :D :D

LOL...ya think?.....
Happy Aquariuming,
Ron
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