Mugwump's Fish World
Other topics and Interests => THE LOUNGE => Topic started by: Mugwump on March 19, 2013, 06:19:32 AM
Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.
She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.
So this parachute club.............
Quote from: Frank The Plumber on March 19, 2013, 11:07:18 AM
So this parachute club.............
Frank, I would assume it's in the Chicago area since Jon was telling the story in the first person..... ;)
Dennis
LOL...... ;D....I found the joke pretty funny, reminds me of my brother,,, ;D
Lol... Pretty funny Jon
Just got an email from a cousin I haven't chatted with for a while. Dennis, I used your description to let him know how I am doing...!
Quote from: Ron Sower on March 22, 2013, 12:07:01 PM
Just got an email from a cousin I haven't chatted with for a while. Dennis, I used your description to let him know how I am doing...!
??????........