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[Ron Sower]

for some reason i couldnt get everything on the forum here thru tapatalk. so as we sit here in sky harbor im trying to catch up.

Mugs...those photos were beautiful!

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A farmer spends $15,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows. He puts the bull out with the herd, but the animal just eats grass. He won?t even look at the cows. The farmer feels cheated, so he brings in the local vet to check out the bull.

The bull is very healthy, the vet explains, but possibly just a little young. So he gives the farmer pills to feed the bull once per day. It will help with the urge to mate.

After a few days, the bull starts to service a few cows, and within a week, every cow on the farm. The bull even breaks through the fence and breeds with all of the neighbor?s cows. He turns into a mating machine.

A friend of the farmer asks exactly what the vet gave the bull to cause such a drastic change.

?I don?t know exactly what was in those pills,? the farmer says. ?All I can tell you is they work and they taste like peppermint.?

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A friend was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that
came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

He said, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough,
that I don't need a driver's license anymore."

He asked "How do you know?"

"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license.
I told him, yes and handed it to him."

He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying,
'You won't need this anymore.'

So I thanked him and left!

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[BallAquatics]

I don't know how people can live like that.....

Dennis