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binary joke

Started by BillT, May 29, 2013, 01:50:32 PM

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BillT

Here is a joke I say somewhere recently. It is best read not spoken aloud:


There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those that understand binary and those that don't.

Mugwump

*groan*................ ::)
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

PaulineMi

I've seen that as someone's signature line on a forum.

I don't have a clue................even after googling it.  Lol.
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

Frank The Plumber

I have 100 fish tanks, but two pairs of shoes. The latter is proof that I am still relatively sane. The question is...relative to what?

BallAquatics

Pauline, 10 is how you write the number 2 in binary.

Decimal:   0   1   2     3      4        5         6        7        8       9         10   
Binary:       0   1   10   11   100    101  110  111  1000   1001  1010

Dennis

PaulineMi

Aha....now I get it.    ::)
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

ilroost

Don't feel bad Pauline, i didn't get it either

Frank The Plumber

I still like turtles. :)
I have 100 fish tanks, but two pairs of shoes. The latter is proof that I am still relatively sane. The question is...relative to what?

BillT

QuoteI still like turtles. :)

I like turtles too. Turtles have 100 feet (in binary).

PaulineMi

Wow....imagine a centipede.  :o
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

Frank The Plumber

Calculating that would make me centsless.
I have 100 fish tanks, but two pairs of shoes. The latter is proof that I am still relatively sane. The question is...relative to what?

BillT

Maybe Denni can figure that one out. I am too lazy.

Mugwump

I see lots of '0's....... ;D
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

BallAquatics

100 decimal = 1100100 binary...  I've got a binary calculator.   8)

Dennis

LizStreithorst

Quote from: BallAquatics on May 31, 2013, 05:04:10 PM
100 decimal = 1100100 binary...  I've got a binary calculator.   8)

Dennis

Just figures that Mr Spock would have a binary calculator ::)
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