Mugwump's Fish World
Other topics and Interests => Forum Sponsor's => Charlotte's Corner => Topic started by: Charlotte on February 03, 2016, 01:54:42 PM
I am home with mom, and it is wonderful. Let me just tell you how I feel...I am so smooth running. All my parts go up and down with ease and compress and explode as they are supposed to. I feel especially slippery in my heart. Mom say's it's because of the fancy synthetic oil she had BJ put in me. I have that the pep that I must have had when I was new but it's been so long since I was new, I don't remember. It surprised mom when she engaged my clutch because it starts engaging much lower that it did before.
Mom stopped by Autozone because she needed a 9 mm socket for some dumb thing in the fish room. The nice gentleman there recognized me and knew about everything that she and I had been through, even my name and the fact that she visited me often during my illness and rubbed me with her jacket sleeve. He said to let him know when she got ready to sell me. Mom told him that he wouldn't have enough money to buy me. He said that he did. That I was "mint". Mom thought to herself that it would be a cold day in hell before she sold me, but the offer made her proud.
I have never felt so loved and I can't remember when my heart and other organs felt so good. I am very, very, very happy.
Good to be home with Mom, isn't it? Welcome back!!!
Dang, Charlotte....you're on a roll.... |^|
Quote from: Mugwump on February 03, 2016, 02:39:54 PM
Dang, Charlotte....you're on a roll.... |^|
Let's see, there's a pun in there somewhere!