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Started by Mugwump, January 07, 2016, 11:14:14 AM

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Mugwump

January 07, 2016, 11:14:14 AM
"Marriage!"

"I just read that that last year 4,213,257 people got married.

Now I don't want to start any trouble, but, shouldn't that be an even number?"

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

BillT

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January 07, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
Maybe one person was out of the country and didn't count.

Mugwump

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January 07, 2016, 04:33:06 PM
Quote from: BillT on January 07, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
Maybe one person was out of the country and didn't count.

LOL.... huh
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

BillT

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January 07, 2016, 05:08:28 PM
Maybe a hermaphrodite married theirself (singular, not plural)?
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