How many forks....

[Mugwump]

Bet he didn't eat raw Lima beans.

LOL....if they even had them planted yet back then...??

[big b]

I myself release deadly gas several times a day but I don't know how a little bean does it. Haha fart joke.

Its amazing whats in wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting

I have ALWAYS wanted to do that. I just could never find my lighter in time  .

[BillT]

I have ALWAYS wanted to do that. I just could never find my lighter in time  .

I have never done it but have hear you should do it with your pants on, or you might get a butt burn.

[big b]

A butt burn?  . I am soooo gonna try it soon.
Wait, how did the topic start out as forks and end up as fire farts?

[big b]

A butt burn?  . I am soooo gonna try it soon. Oh I feel a fart coming. Where's my lighter?
Wait, how did the topic start out as forks and end up as fire farts?

[LizStreithorst]

Let us know now it goes and if you do it pants off or pants on.  I often let out a big 'un in the morning.  I've never tried to light one.  Perhaps I'll try it on a day off.  http://www.aquaboards.com/showthread.php?70318-YEAHBUT!!-flatulently-yours/page5&highlight=Fart

[John Patakos]

i never did like lima beans..but i am beyond deadly on my own.

[Mugwump]

i never did like lima beans..but i am beyond deadly on my own.

[big b]

Let us know now it goes and if you do it pants off or pants on.  I often let out a big 'un in the morning.  I've never tried to light one.  Perhaps I'll try it on a day off.  http://www.aquaboards.com/showthread.php?70318-YEAHBUT!!-flatulently-yours/page5&highlight=Fart

I have never even seen this website. I am gonna join it .