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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9225 on: November 30, 2018, 05:07:47 AM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9226 on: November 30, 2018, 06:45:10 AM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9227 on: November 30, 2018, 03:31:29 PM »
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9228 on: November 30, 2018, 03:32:41 PM »
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9229 on: November 30, 2018, 04:53:58 PM »
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, 'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm.
'What sort of horse?' said the owner.
'A female horth' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nithe eyeth.', says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
Nithe teeth.... Can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nithe eerth.' He says, 'Now...can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina.
He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says:
'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9230 on: December 02, 2018, 04:42:31 PM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9231 on: December 02, 2018, 04:42:56 PM »
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9232 on: December 03, 2018, 04:24:11 AM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9233 on: December 05, 2018, 05:04:12 AM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9234 on: December 06, 2018, 05:40:06 AM »
What started as a joke ended with the future of two altar boys from Spain. They were detained overnight, after having surprised them putting weed in the censer-burner of the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela.

The censer-burner is used the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela to celebrate the Epiphany of the Lord. Several assistants stated that in this occasion the holy precinct was suddenly covered in an odd smell “it did not smell as always, it was a familiar smell but I could not relate it to anything, but in my son’s bedroom sometimes smell like that”.

Following the Mass, these altar boys were arrested by the police after confirming that the strange smell was correspond to marijuana, “it was a joke, the idea came during the Christmas Eve mass, we bought no more than half a kilo of Mary Jane and we drop it inside the censer-burner, we are sure that people has left of the Cathedral happier more than ever”.
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9235 on: December 06, 2018, 08:03:17 PM »
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound...and zip ties, properly applied, can reduce the movement!

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9236 on: December 07, 2018, 05:08:43 AM »
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9237 on: December 07, 2018, 06:38:51 PM »
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9238 on: December 08, 2018, 08:55:51 AM »
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound...and zip ties, properly applied, can reduce the movement!

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9239 on: December 09, 2018, 10:24:51 AM »
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson