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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9180 on: November 06, 2018, 02:20:32 PM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9181 on: November 06, 2018, 02:20:56 PM »
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9182 on: November 07, 2018, 08:37:37 AM »
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9183 on: November 07, 2018, 01:39:22 PM »
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9184 on: November 08, 2018, 05:39:55 AM »
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa."
Jon

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9185 on: November 08, 2018, 01:18:13 PM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9186 on: November 09, 2018, 05:10:04 AM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9187 on: November 10, 2018, 05:50:34 PM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9188 on: November 12, 2018, 06:08:20 AM »
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?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9189 on: November 12, 2018, 10:17:25 AM »
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?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9190 on: November 13, 2018, 05:16:35 AM »
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?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9191 on: November 13, 2018, 06:34:14 PM »
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?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9192 on: November 13, 2018, 06:48:11 PM »
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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9193 on: November 14, 2018, 05:05:36 PM »
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?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: random stuff
« Reply #9194 on: November 14, 2018, 05:06:09 PM »
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson