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« on: January 09, 2020, 04:42:13 pm »
Wait for it ... its worth it ...

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting.

He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”

“What I want you to do,” the man continued, “is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2020, 04:43:33 pm »
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
Jon

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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2020, 04:44:03 pm »
"And for our next band, please welcome The Subtractions...Take it away,boys."
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2020, 09:36:17 am »
Did you hear about the guy who was suing the surgeon for amputating both his legs accident when it was supposed to be his arms that were amputated?? Judge threw it out of court...said he didn't have a leg to stand one...! :P
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound...and zip ties, properly applied, can reduce the movement!

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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2020, 09:54:15 am »
Did you hear about the guy who was suing the surgeon for amputating both his legs accident when it was supposed to be his arms that were amputated?? Judge threw it out of court...said he didn't have a leg to stand one...! :P

Jon

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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2020, 10:10:45 am »
Did you hear about the guy who was suing the surgeon for amputating both his legs accident when it was supposed to be his arms that were amputated?? Judge threw it out of court...said he didn't have a leg to stand one...! :P

Yaaaaay....!  I scored a Lurch on that one!
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound...and zip ties, properly applied, can reduce the movement!

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2020, 05:03:42 pm »
I read somewhere that Sanchez's iguana in Licence to Kill died halfway through filming so he had to be replaced.

I guess you could say the film had a reptile dysfunction.
Jon

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2020, 03:19:05 pm »
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

 

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