How long before it's us?

[BallAquatics]

That's pretty funny!

I thought so too!  I was thinking along the lines of T-shirts where you could just substitute the name of your least favorite band...  LOL

Dennis

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[big b]

Omg, that is so funny 

[Ron Sower]

There's nothing funny about ISIS.

[big b]

No not about ISIS, about the 72 virgins attacking them. I just found that hilarious.

[LizStreithorst]

I liked that too, B.

[Ron Sower]

That part was funny.

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DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report)?In a major foreign-policy announcement on Wednesday, the Republican Presidential candidate Ben Carson unveiled a detailed plan to Google Syria.

Speaking in Iowa, the retired neurosurgeon told an audience of supporters, ?Any responsible policy on Syria must begin with a fact-finding mission, and such a mission must begin with Googling.?

He said that ?Google holds the key? to many questions about Syria. ?Where is it? Who lives there? How many square miles is it? These are all things that have to be pinned down,? he said.

Carson, who leads several Republican Presidential polls, said that while his search for answers would start with Google, he would ?not rule out? seeking information at Wikipedia and beyond. ?No Web site should be taken off the table at this time,? he said.

In closing, he said that he had ?no plans? to Google Egypt, since he was already extremely well versed in that nation?s history.

[LizStreithorst]

    The Republicans sure have a strong group to choose from this year, don't you think?  Just look...their two front runners are an ignoramus and a lunatic.

[Mugwump]

  The Republicans sure have a strong group to choose from this year, don't you think?  Just look...their two front runners are an ignoramus and a lunatic.

LOL.....+1

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Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs




ARNOLDS PARK, IA?Appearing at a campaign event in the early primary state, real estate mogul and presidential candidate Donald Trump told an assembled group of dairy farmers Monday that his cows were 500 times bigger than theirs. ?Your cows are small and scrawny, and you should be embarrassed to milk them,? said Trump, adding that each of his cows was the size of ?at least? a dozen Cadillacs and had ?udders that?ll make your head spin.? ?No one raises dairy cows as gigantic or successful as I do; everyone knows that. My cattle are winners, and you people would be lucky to have them graze here.? Chatting with patrons at a diner later in the day, Trump reportedly said the apple pie was a disgrace and that his pies were a mile wide, with a perfect crust that made all the losers jealous.

http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-tells-iowa-dairy-farmers-he-has-cows-500-tim-50792

[GraphicGr8s]

  The Republicans sure have a strong group to choose from this year, don't you think?  Just look...their two front runners are an ignoramus and a lunatic.

And the Dems? Two old people. One a liar and a thief the other a self proclaimed socialist who thinks all the worlds troubles are due to "global warming".

[Mugwump]

  The Republicans sure have a strong group to choose from this year, don't you think?  Just look...their two front runners are an ignoramus and a lunatic.

And the Dems? Two old people. One a liar and a thief the other a self proclaimed socialist who thinks all the worlds troubles are due to "global warming".

LOL....there's more than enough criticism to go around to all of them....

[LizStreithorst]

I see nothing evil in being a democratic socialist.  I like Bernie's domestic policy.  He's all about income fairness.  Hillary has taken a whuppin' because she been so much in the public view.  She knows a heck of a lot more that anybody running about foreign policy.  I just wish she weren't such a hawk.  I would take either of them over the ignoramus or lunatic.

[big b]

Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs




ARNOLDS PARK, IA?Appearing at a campaign event in the early primary state, real estate mogul and presidential candidate Donald Trump told an assembled group of dairy farmers Monday that his cows were 500 times bigger than theirs. ?Your cows are small and scrawny, and you should be embarrassed to milk them,? said Trump, adding that each of his cows was the size of ?at least? a dozen Cadillacs and had ?udders that?ll make your head spin.? ?No one raises dairy cows as gigantic or successful as I do; everyone knows that. My cattle are winners, and you people would be lucky to have them graze here.? Chatting with patrons at a diner later in the day, Trump reportedly said the apple pie was a disgrace and that his pies were a mile wide, with a perfect crust that made all the losers jealous.

http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-tells-iowa-dairy-farmers-he-has-cows-500-tim-50792

I'd like to see that pie....