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Started by Mugwump, January 07, 2013, 02:08:10 PM

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wsantia1

#5085
December 11, 2016, 06:19:26 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 11, 2016, 06:17:37 AM


Looks like a nice entrance to a fishroom? huh
Willie

Too Many Fish. Not Enough Tanks.

Mugwump

#5086
December 11, 2016, 07:01:43 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5087
December 11, 2016, 07:02:28 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5088
December 11, 2016, 07:08:31 AM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5089
December 11, 2016, 07:13:21 AM
A woman opens her refrigerator and finds a rabbit in it.

Woman: What are you doing in my refrigerator?

Rabbit: Isn't this refrigerator a Westinghouse?

Woman: Yes, so...

Rabbit: Well, I'm westing.
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Ron Sower

#5090
December 11, 2016, 08:22:26 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 11, 2016, 07:13:21 AM
A woman opens her refrigerator and finds a rabbit in it.

Woman: What are you doing in my refrigerator?

Rabbit: Isn't this refrigerator a Westinghouse?

Woman: Yes, so...

Rabbit: Well, I'm westing.

Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!   Goran....
Happy Aquariuming,
Ron

Mugwump

#5091
December 11, 2016, 05:33:48 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5092
December 11, 2016, 06:03:12 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5093
December 11, 2016, 07:32:50 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5094
December 11, 2016, 08:23:50 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5095
December 12, 2016, 07:46:34 AM
Birth control plan for Oak Bay deer hits snag (sic - "stag"?)
Province balks at funding untested contraceptive scheme to reduce deer population
A less expensive alternative might be: Condoms - Each one would be under a buck.

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5096
December 12, 2016, 07:47:37 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 12, 2016, 07:46:34 AM
Birth control plan for Oak Bay deer hits snag (sic - "stag"?)
Province balks at funding untested contraceptive scheme to reduce deer population
A less expensive alternative might be: Condoms - Each one would be under a buck.

this is the stuff fawn memories are made of.

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5097
December 12, 2016, 07:48:35 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 12, 2016, 07:47:37 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 12, 2016, 07:46:34 AM
Birth control plan for Oak Bay deer hits snag (sic - "stag"?)
Province balks at funding untested contraceptive scheme to reduce deer population
A less expensive alternative might be: Condoms - Each one would be under a buck.

this is the stuff fawn memories are made of.

well for you, maybe; I don't caribou it at all.
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5098
December 12, 2016, 07:49:06 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 12, 2016, 07:48:35 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 12, 2016, 07:47:37 AM
Quote from: Mugwump on December 12, 2016, 07:46:34 AM
Birth control plan for Oak Bay deer hits snag (sic - "stag"?)
Province balks at funding untested contraceptive scheme to reduce deer population
A less expensive alternative might be: Condoms - Each one would be under a buck.

this is the stuff fawn memories are made of.

ok. this getting stag-nant. we don't want to get in a rut.


well for you, maybe; I don't caribou it at all.
Groan men should know when enough is enough;)

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#5099
December 12, 2016, 09:35:32 AM
Burma Shave  ::)
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson
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