random stuff

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Hold it a minute!!!!!.....

[b125killer]

Do you think that will affect her score?

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Do you think that will affect her score?

LOL.....when ya gotta go....ya gotta go....

[PaulineMi]

Do you think that will affect her score?

Yes...its a disqualification.  I used to play in agility with my Jack Russell Terrier. FWIW..she never did that.  Lol.

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"Isn't that special?"

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"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Johnny.

"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this one on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"

Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Johnny what he meant by that. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Johnny and trouble were old friends,...... but he always told her the truth.

"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens.

Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!'' "Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!

"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! He sneaked out to the hen house, just like an Injun on the snoop.
Then, he stuck that double-barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy.
Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"

"Miss Russell, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"

[P4Angels2]

OMG ROTF!! That was funny!!!

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Careful, Dorothy......

[P4Angels2]

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=100973303414679

[shatanka]

Awww..that dog imitating the baby talking ( or is the baby imitating the dog? lol) was adorable. It makes me wonder how much and how hard dogs, and other animals such as dolphins , really are trying to communicate with us ! They try to speak "human", and try to understand!
I wonder what these two were saying to each other! LMAO

[P4Angels2]

oh I hear that we have a chocolate lab and and a mini doxie that like to "speak" and somedays we sit and look at them and ask "what do you want?"

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Cell phone etiquette, ya think...

After a tiring day, the young commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: " Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train ."

" Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting ."

" No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. With the boss ."

" No sweetheart; you're the only one in my life. Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart ."

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly when the young woman sitting next to him had enough, leaned over, and said into the phone,

"Eric, turn off that phone and come back to bed."

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

[PaulineMi]

Now that was a good one. 

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[PaulineMi]

Lol.  Love it.