random stuff

[ghonk]

He looked like a big Weeble going down the slide.

[PaulineMi]

Greg you got me laughing again over that one.  I sent it to several people who found it hilarious.  I guess we all have a sick sense of humor. 

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LAST CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENT


Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ...and watch the 'spression on yo face

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Say "CHEESE".....

[LizStreithorst]

From where his fins are placed it seems that the seal is rather fond of her

[Ron Sower]

From where his fins are placed it seems that the seal is rather fond of her

It does have quite the smile...!! 

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   Exam for the - nearly - elderly


New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below ....


ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ





1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? - 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? - Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? - Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? - November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? - Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands are named after what animal? - Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? - Albert

What colour is a purple finch? - Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? - New Zealand

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane? - Orange (of course)

What do you mean, you failed?

Me, too!

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[Ron Sower]

It's stupid to screw up a bike like that!

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It's stupid to screw up a bike like that!

It's even stupider that someone will buy that picture.....LOL