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Started by Mugwump, January 07, 2013, 02:08:10 PM

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Mugwump

Some just never learn...........sheesh




Part two......


Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
A couple were celebrating 50 years together.
Their three kids, all very successful,
agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one.
'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient,
you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father.
"The important thing is that we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions
and didn't have time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father.
"We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary!
I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town
and I was really busy packing
so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said,
"There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you
for a long time. You see, we were very poor.
Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.
Throughout the years your mother and I knew
that we loved each other very much, but
we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and all said,
"You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

"The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.."
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

PaulineMi

Quote from: Mugwump on January 05, 2015, 07:38:25 PM


My dog does that...without the high jumping, just barking..... and it's really annoying!   >:(   He even recognizes the jingles in commercials and knows when something/someone that shouldn't be in our house is going to appear.  Hopefully the video dog never hits that TV.
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

LizStreithorst

Some jerk in a yellow car ran a light.
Always move forward. Never look back.

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

LizStreithorst

At least the cyclists saw what was going on out of the corner of his eye.  Cycling is dangerous in a city.  Here in the country assholes used to throw things at us ::)  Morons exist everywhere.
Always move forward. Never look back.

Mugwump

Quote from: LizStreithorst on January 07, 2015, 06:10:31 PM
At least the cyclists saw what was going on out of the corner of his eye.  Cycling is dangerous in a city.  Here in the country assholes used to throw things at us ::)  Morons exist everywhere.

You haven't seen anything til you've witnessed Chicago's bike messengers, they deliver down down amongst the office buildings, etc........like Kamikazes  ;D
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

....Kim Peardassian..?


Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

...yep, flip it over... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson