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Started by Mugwump, January 07, 2013, 02:08:10 PM

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#210
June 02, 2013, 03:41:57 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#211
June 02, 2013, 03:42:48 PM
uh oh.....LOL

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

PaulineMi

#212
June 03, 2013, 07:00:49 AM
Ohhhhh Kitty.  :o

The anthropologist cartoon reminds me of an article I read in a golf magazine.  The author wondered what anthropologists would make of long gone golf course ponds that had collected hundreds of golf balls at their bottoms. LOL.

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When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

Mugwump

#213
June 06, 2013, 12:40:26 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#214
June 06, 2013, 12:41:28 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#215
June 07, 2013, 02:50:40 PM
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had?

So, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably
shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me.

I told her oh no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish setter's butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

PaulineMi

#216
June 07, 2013, 03:13:59 PM
I'm a bit behind....I finally just got the "Batman" one.   :o
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)

Mugwump

#217
June 07, 2013, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: PaulineMi on June 07, 2013, 03:13:59 PM
I'm a bit behind....I finally just got the "Batman" one.   :o

LOL...I thought that was neatly done..... ;D
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#218
June 08, 2013, 07:01:42 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#219
June 08, 2013, 07:02:35 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#220
June 10, 2013, 08:00:57 PM
Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Mugwump

#221
June 10, 2013, 08:11:54 PM
The force of water....wow

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

BallAquatics

#222
June 11, 2013, 08:13:23 AM
WOW, that's quite the video.  If that water gets just a bit higher, they will have one of the bridge being destroyed.

Dennis

Mugwump

#223
June 12, 2013, 07:21:23 PM
LOL..................

Jon

?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ?Wow! What a Ride!? ~ Hunter S. Thompson

PaulineMi

#224
June 12, 2013, 08:24:35 PM
Now "they" know you think that's funny.  Oh wait....now "they" know I wrote about that.   :o
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of "Me too!" be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.  (Sweatpants & Coffee)

Your moron cup is full. Empty it.  (Author unknown)
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