Weight loss program

[Mugwump]

Weight Loss Program:

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for
the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he
weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The
next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four
days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to
go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs
program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this
good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,
you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week..

[Ron Sower]

...I would probably lose weight that way for sure...!