Tuesday rainy coffee

[Ron Sower]

...good morning all...no coffee today...still got a little rumbling in the intestinal tract...

...our Non-Talent show is this afternoon...looking forward to it...Another friend named Ron and I are doing a series of one-line groaners between the skits...almost each one starts with

"Hey Ron!"
"Yeah Ron?"
and then followed with something like this...
A VW bus crashed with 4 lawyers in it. You want to know the real tragedy?
What's that?
It had room for 4 more!

It went off pretty good! ...got at least one big groan from the audience...that's a score...!!!   

[BallAquatics]

I think my favorite lawyer joke is the one about California & New Jersey.....  California has the most lawyers and New Jersey has the most hazardous waste dumps.....  New Jersey got first pick!  It was always a hit at the yearly environmental remediation training classes.

Dennis

[Ron Sower]

I think my favorite lawyer joke is the one about California & New Jersey.....  California has the most lawyers and New Jersey has the most hazardous waste dumps.....  New Jersey got first pick!  It was always a hit at the yearly environmental remediation training classes.

Dennis

Wish I'd read this before the show. It's a great one!!